Today's Agenda: America's Idiotic Obsession Over Air Jordans

                 As I'm sure you all know, the new Nike Air Jordan 11 Retro sneakers were release nation wide yeserday at midnight.  They are the redistribution of Jordan's most popular and best selling model of sneakers, made famous in the movie 'Space Jam' when they made their first appearance on Michael Jordan's feet in the game against the 'Monstars'(that movie was the shit! lol).  They are priced at $180 per pair!!  That's fucking crazy! 
              What's even more ridiculously obsurd, however, is the pandomonium that the release of these shoes caused yesterday.  From coast to coast, there were tens of thousands of people standing in line for hours just for the chance to purchase a pair of the shoes, which were in very limited supply everywhere.  People were so obsessed and crazed over the shoes, that riots and vandalism ensued almost everywhere.  There were stabbings, several hundred fights, shootings, broken glass doors and windows, etc.  The police used pepper spary on alot of rowdy people, and made tons of arrests, on of which was a mother in Atlanta, who locked her two young children in the car while she stood for several hours in line attempting to buy a pair!!!  ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!  HAS EVERYONE IN THIS COUNTRY GONE COMPLETLY INSANE!??  THEY ARE JUST SHOES YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!!!
               What is wrong with people, how the fuck can people be so vain and concerned with appearance, that they are willing to not only waste almost $200 dollars of their hard earned money, but waste several hours of time, and even cause bodily harm to another person just so they're feet can look good!!!  The only thing that makes those shoes any different from any other shoes you buy, are that they say Air Jordan on them.  Why do people think that they need ridiculously overpriced apparell to feel good about themselves?  I want to know how many people actually stop their stupid asses on the street, just so they can ask about their shoes.  Probably not very many.  Do they think these shoes are majical or something?  That people are going to start randomly comming of to them and saying "Hey man!  Are those the new Jordans?!  Those are so cool.  You're the most awesome and coolest person ever, just because of those shoes, I wish I could afford a pair so I could be as cool as you."  A little overexagerated, but you get my point. 
                I think these people are the exact opposite of anything resembling cool.  I think they're idiots.  Anybody, that can justify purchasing $180 dollar pair of sneakers, that probably only cost $6 a pair to manufacture in China or malaysia!!  YOU IDIOTS NEED TO GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT!!!  If you look on craigslist and ebay right now, these shoes are being resold for up to $500 dollars!!!!!  And I guarantee there are people that are even dumber than those who spent $200 dollars, that will buy them, just so they can walk around with that feeling of self entitlment.  And if you think about it, what in the fuck were thousands and thousands of people doing waiting in line for hours on a workday!?  Guaranteed, the majority of these idiots were a big part of this countries unemployent percentage!!!  How mind blowing is it to think that this is what some people in this country have become.  A bunch of selfish, vain assholes who only care about what people think or feel about a pair of shoes on their feet, and the supposed bragging rights they earn from when wearing them.......which brings me to say, "They may not have a job, or be able to feed their children, or afford a place to live...But Damn!!! they sure do look good in those shoes."

Check out this video of the mayhem.  The lady at the end actually said it was worth getting trampled on just so she could get her neices and nephews what they need..........NEED!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5W956OrC8k           

Today's Agenda: Fake Sports Fans

              How many people people do you know, that claim to like a certain sports team, wear the jerseys and the hats all the time, but know absolutley nothing about "their" team, nor do they watch them play.  The type of people who, when they come to your house and happen to see a game on tv, and the team they "support," is playing the team that you actually support, and then proced to talk shit and root against your team.  Now, don't get me wrong, I think the only place trash talking should be allowed is during sports games or about sports teams, especially when one of your friend's favorite team rivals yours.
            For instance, I am a Raider fan, my roomates are 49er fans, so as you can imagine, there is a lot of shit talking around here.  I have no problem with that at all, because whatever shit they start talking, I just talk back.  But for those of you keeping up with the current season of the NFL, the Raiders just had a 3 game losing streak and sit at 7-7.  The 49ers are 10-3 and are in the playoffs for sure, so of course, I get to hear about it, but I don't care, I'm that type of person that starts comparing stats to their team over the course of the enitire NFL history just so I can keep up somehow, lol.  Unfortunatly, they seem to keep winning the trash talking matches this year, because lets face it, the 49ers are 2nd best team in the NFL right now, and my Raiders......Well....We don't need to talk about that right now. haha
            So getting back to the actual subject at hand, I recently experienced one of these abnoxious fake fans a few weeks ago.  My neice's boyfriend had come over on thanksgiving day, and the 49er/Ravens game was on.  He claims to be a Raiders fan, which would be cool, IF HE ACTUALLY WATCHED ANY OF THE FUCKING GAMES!!!  Everyone is sitting in the livingroom watching the game, and my roomates don't really know this guy that well to begin with, and he starts talking shit and rooting against the 49ers!!!!!!  He has a fucking Raider sweater, wallet, key chain, etc, but he can't even tell me what the name of our quarterback is!!!!!!  He didn't even know who the Raiders had played that day, or any other day for that matter, or if we won or lost!!!!!!  But yet when you tell them if we had won or lost, he responds with the cliche, "Yeah!!! That's right"(winning) or "Awwww, damnit, that fucking sucks"(losing-obviously)
             So as you can imagine his loud, obnoxious trash talking about somebody else's team, while representing my team(which wasn't even playing) just comes off as idiotic and childish.  Guaranteed if my roomates had wanted, they could have layed into him with as many stats and facts about how much better their team was than ours(this year anyways), and he wouldn't be able to say shit.  BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT!!!!  These type of people are the ones that just want to pretend like they're into sports to look cool in front of people who actually do watch sports.
             On top of those type of fake sports fans, you have the band-waggoners(don't know if that's how you spell that), that follow only the team that happens to be doing the best that year.  Then the next year they stick with the same team as the year before, until another team starts winning more games.  I can't stand these fucking people!!!  PICK A FUCKING TEAM AND STICK WITH IT!!!!!!!  I can tell you why I think they pick the best team every year.  It's because they're the type of people who like to talk trash, but don't like to have trashed talk to them.  So if they rep the best team in the league, then they have free roam to talk shit about anybody elses team, and there's nothing anybody can say in rebuttle, about sports anyways.  You can always tell them what fucking posers they are and how they don't know shit about what it even means to be the fan of a team.  We loyal fans stick through all the losing seasons, embarrasing games, and shit talking just so at the end of the season we can say, "We'll get it next year."  And when that finally happens, it's awesome, wether you win the championship or not, just winning more games than the year before is a good feeling.  These assholes don't get that exhilerating, proud feeling you get see your loyalty finally pay off for you, they just constantly ride that non-stop winning train with no real loyalty to any of the teams they claim to like............Watching a team win doesn't make you a true fan, It's being able to watch a team lose and still be faithfull to them, by watching the games and rooting for them no matter how bad they've been playing or how many games they've lost, becuase there's always next year.  That's what makes you a true sports fan. 
               Next time you see a true 49er fan, one that's been loyal to them over the past 10 terrible seasons, ask them how it pays off to be a true, loyal sports fan.  I would explain it as a Raider fan, but the 49er fans have got a bit more to be excited about then we do this year unfortuantly. lol     GO RAIDERS!!!!!!!

Today's Agenda: Why Voting For President Is A Waste Of Time

              Around the country today, there are still millions of people who live under the false belief that their individual vote in the presidential election matters.  All throughout school, the teachers try and express to you the importance of voting in the election, how it's your 'Duty' as a citizen of this country to help decide the next leader of our nation.  Then, however,  you get to high school government, and you find out about a little thing called the "Electoral College," and then you look at the teacher in a confused way, trying to understand exactly what she was saying, I know I did.
            The Electoral College system, as I'm sure many of you already know about, is how the president of our country is really elected.  It consists of 538 voters, one for each memeber of congress, plus 3 for Washington D.C., and whos votes are distributed throughout the states based on population.  For example, California has the most with 55 voters, becasue we have the highest population.  That's why you see the presidential candidates mostly campaigning in the highly populated states, and not in, say, Wyoming.
             So my question is, WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYBODY STILL VOTE??!!!!!  Out of the 300+ million Americans in this country, only 538 get a vote, and if any of you can remember the 2000 presidential election, America voted Al Gore into office.  Funny thing is....GEORGE W. BUSH'S RETARDED ASS WINS THE PRESIDENCY!!!!! 
               Apparently, our votes are only for the electoral college voters to take as considerations, which alot of the time, they do vote the way of the Americans, but there is no federal mandate or law that requires them to do so.  So basically, the entire country's immediate future rests in only a handfull of people, who are politicians, and will vote in whatever way they think is going to benefit them.  IT'S BULLSHIT!!! 
               People like me have caught on though.  This voter turnout for the 2008 presidential election was the highest it had been since 1968.  Out of 231,229,580 people of voting age in the country, only 132,618,580 actually voted.  That's a dismal 56%, and in 1968 it was still only 60.8%.(got these stats from http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0781453.html)  The reason it was so high in 2008 is probably because everyone was so damn excited to get Bush the fuck out there!!!
                In my opinion, 56% is still too high.  That means that over half of this country still thinks that what they vote matters.  Some of these electora voters are actually bound by pledge to voting only for a particular party, regardless of if every single person of their state votes opposite!!  What the fuck is wrong with this country.  This system is simply to make Americans believe that they a say in the election, because, im my opinion, If they didn't allow us to feel like we're apart the decision making in this country and simply just voted themselves like a straight Republic government, there would be a mutiny across the nation.  I wouldn't be surprised that years from now, American's are finally going to be smart enough to realize, and mass protest the electoral college system until it is removed from the constitution.
              I REFUSE TO VOTE FOR PRESIDENT, AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO, UNTIL THE DECISION RESTS IN THE HANDS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ONLY!!!!  NOT IN THE HANDS OF GREEDY, POWER HUNGRY POLITICIANS WHO THINK THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO SPEAK FOR YOU, ME, AND EVERY HARD WORKING AMERICAN THAT LIVES IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!

2008*

231,229,580

NA

132,618,580*

56.8

2008*

231,229,580

NA

132,618,580*

56.8

Today's Agenda: America's Justice System Is Bullshit

                       Our legal system in the United States has time and time again, proven that it is an incredibly flawed system.  I don't know what group of idiots came up with the unbelievably stupid rules and guidlines of our legal system(I suppose it has something to do with the constitution right?), but it does not work properly, and that's a downright fact.  We have seen countless offenders go free, due to what the jury thought was the right decision.  If I really need to provide a good example of the justice system's complete and utter failure, just look at the Casey Anthony murder trial.  This evil bitch was very obviously, 100% guilty no doubt im my, or almost every other person in this country's, mind.  Yet, you get 12 normal people, who are un-educated on the law besides the 30 minute briefing you get before the trial starts(and I know, I was on a jury), and who are pissed off that they have to be there in the first place.  They have to miss work, drive downtown, get paid a measly $15 a day, and are only there because they wern't like the the rest of the smart people that came up with a believable excuse.  So obviously most of them just want to get it over with asap.  
                On top of having people that have no right deciding if a person is at fault for a crime or not, our great country has coined the phrase "Innocent until proven guilty."  This is bullshit!!  If you were innocent until proven guilty, then you wouldn't be held against your will in jail during the course of the trial, besides of course those rich enough to post bail.
             It should be GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT!!!!!!!  Innocent until proven guilty makes absolutly no sense at all.  A warrant cannot be issued for someones arrest unless the police have enough evidence to strongly support that that person is at fault for whatever crime has been committed, so how are they innocent?  Sure, there are those that are innocent, but that's why they need to be proven innocent, otherwise you get that mockery of law practice that occured during that Casey Anthony trial.  That bitch gave the entire world, every little reason to fully suspect that she was her own daughters killer.  She lied to the police and her parents about the girl being missing, when people caught on, she made up some nanny that had never worked for her, and said that she took the girl.  This had supposedly happened 31 days prior to the report of the childs disapearance.  Yet Casey never reported it, nor did she ever show any concern that her daughter was gone, PERIOD!
              In fact, as I'm sure most of you know, she was photographed several times within that 31 day period, out at the clubs dancing and partying!!!!!!!  Her story then changed from her dropping her daughter off at the nanny's house, to the nanny having forcefully taken her daughter away.  She provided several false adresses for the "nanny."  There was the smell of a decomposing body and traces of chloroform in this bitches trunk.  The little girl's body was found only a few miles away from her house, and had ductape where her mouth would have been, that was a specific brand with a printed name on it, and a roll of the same ductape was found at her house!!!!!!!!!!!  SO HOW IN THE FUCK DID THIS COLDHEARTED EVIL SLUT GET OFF!!!????
             The reason:  "Innocent until proven guilty."  There were no 'eyewitnesses,' there was none of Casey's DNA on the ductape or body(suppose that could be because it was in water.....), and last but not least, the defense attorney came up with some unbelievably ridiculous fictional story about the girl 'accidentally' drowning and how Casey's father had molested her has a child.  All lies that had no evidence to support them, to help get a child murderer back on the streets.  But as our legal system states, if there is "ANY REASONABLE DOUBT" the the jury must find the defendant not guilty...........So I say fuck our legal system, OJ Simpson got away with murder, because you had Johnny Cochrane playing the race card, and that stupid glove thing, "If it does not fit.  You must aquit."  OF COURSE IT DIDN'T FIT, HE TRIED IT ON OVER A LATEX GLOVE!!!.  As for Michael Jackson's child molestation cases, as in plural.  It happened 2 different times 11 years apart, and the second time, the child had described certain features of Michael Jackson's junk, that required a warrant being issued to photograph it, and guess what, the child's description matched up....huh..that's weird, if he didn't molest any children, then why does this little boy know what his dick looks like!!!!!!!!!!!  But because of Michael Jackson's popularity in the country, he was aquited twice.  The man said he liked to let little boys sleep in his bed with him!!!  I can guarantt you, if that were me on trial, with the same amount of evidence, and with me on record saying I like letting little boys sleep in my bed with me, I'de be going to prison.
                    We need professional jurors, who have been schooled on the law, and are getting paid a normal salary, so that they take their jobs seriously.  Putting justice in the hands of a bunch of average, uneducated people that can't even understand what the fuck the lawyers are saying most the time is not fair to both the victims, and the defendents.  What are your thoughts?

Today's Agenda: How To Stop DUI Related Death's And Accidents

            In today's society, we are surrounded by anti drunk driving ads, and crackdowns by police departments against DUIs.  However, despite the attempts to negate drunk driving, the numbers seem to increase every year.  I have come up with the perfect idea, that of course would never be put into place, to almost complety put an end to DUIs and the fatatlites and damage they cause.
            My idea stems off the newly enacted law that requires all DUI offenders as of July 1st of 2010, to have a breathalyzer interlock device installed on their cars, that disables that persons car should they blow a alcohol positve test.  I believe this to be the best anti DUI law yet.  My only problem, however, is that the government waits until  a DUI has been committed to enact this requirement.  My belief, is that there should be a new law, that requires all vehicles, new and old, to have an interlock device installed on their vehicles, that would disable the vehicle should the driver blow over the specified legal limit.
            Sure, everybody would be pissed off about it.  SO FUCKING WHAT?  GET OVER IT!!!  No person could have a logical argument against it.  The only people that would protest against it, are the ones that drive drunk constantly, because now they won't be able to.  People might protest having to pay the fee to have it installed, but that's life.  We also have plenty of other stupid things we are forced to pay for in regards to our vehicles.  For instance, having to smog your car every 2 years, having to pay registration(which i don't understand at all), getting stupid tickets like not wearing a seat belt.  I say stupid meaning insignifican't when you look at the big picture.  You're a lot safer driving without a seat belt while sober and around sober drivers, than if wearing a seatbelt while drunk around other drunk drivers!  Plus, motorcylces are perfectly legal to drive, and you have no seat belt, no metal shell surounding you, and have only two wheels.(But remember:  Click it or ticket)
             Really, it would not be much of an inconvience.  If you don't drink and drive, all you have to do is blow in the machine for 5 seconds, and have no problem.  If you have been drinking and blow in the machine and your car doesn't start, then that machine could have just saved that person's and other peoples lives.  I would be willing to stake my life on what would be a certain, very dramatic drop in DUI accidents.  When you think about it in that prospective, is the five seconds really that much of an inconvience?
               Of course, this would never happen in our lifetime, or probably even our children's lifetimes.  The reason being, as I stated in a previous blog, is the money that is generated by DUI related fines.  Sure they want you to believe that they are against drunk driving, but do you think that, with the debt the way it is, the economy being so terrible, and of course the very hefty pay checks all the goverment employees recieve, a very large drop in government income would be economically viable for our state or country?  No, it would not, cause who cares about people's lives these days right?  Society is built around money, and nothing but, and it's sickening. 
               I think its the same concept when it comes to certain "incurable" diseases.  The pharmasudical industry is worth billions of dollars.  If there were cures to alot of these long term diseases, then the pharmasudical companies would go bankrupt.  DUIs only become a big political issue when a politician recieves one!  If you look back a few years ago at the senator that got a DUI, he served no jail time, and had his license suspended for only 30 days!!  I don't know what kind of fine he had to pay, but I'm sure it didn't affect him seeing as how his fine went right back into his paycheck(so to speak)
             Let me know your thoughts on this subject.  Do you think that mandatory Breathalyzers would be a legitimate way to decrease deaths in America?

Today's Agenda: The Jersey Shore

            I cannot even begin to describe the hatred I have for the Jersey Shore.  But I'm gonna give it a shot anyways.....
            Whay stupid ass MTV executive thought that it would be a good idea, to gather together the dumbest, most conceited, loud mouth, completley useless pieces of shit, give them all ridiculous fucking nicknames, throw them in a big house together, and make a TV show.  It's like the real world, but the whole cast is the one loud mouth shit talking drama queen that the real world would usually pick.  You know, after I saw the first season, I didn't think it was that bad.  That's because I stupidly assumed they would have done the smart thing, and CHOSEN A DIFFERENT FUCKING CAST!!!!!  They are now about to start their 4th season!!!  Can everyone honestly tell me that you are not sick and fucking tired of staring at that ugly bitch snooki's fat, nast jabba the hut body and face that she flaunts around as if she's hot.  I would rather have sex with a woodchiper, than go anywhere near that gonorrhea infested skank!! 
           And don't get me started on the "Situation."  Has there ever been a bigger deuchbag than this fucking idiot? Everytime you see this fucker in the show he's staring at himself in the mirror, or talking about himself.  How can somebody really love themselves that much?  And why the fuck does he have to lift his shirt up on every tv appearance he has?  NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR ABS YOU STUPID, FEMININE, EYEBROW PLUCKING, SPRAY TANNING LITTLE BITCH!!!!(The really funny thing, is that just now, as soon as I finished typing that last line, a Jersey Shore commercial came on, and "The Situation," is spraying fake tan shit, in his shorts, on his junk. Not even joking about that, that just happened. lol)  The best TV spot he's ever had was during the Donald Trump roast where he attempted to make fun of someone else. hahaha.  The irony was, that the only person he successfully humiliated was himself, getting nothing but silence and boos.
           Then theres "Paulie-D."(why can't they just go by their own real names like normal people)  He obviously never recieved the memo that the early 90's were over by the way he styles his hair.  It's a cross between vanilla ice and Gyle from street fighter. However, if there's anybody on the show that I hate the least, it's him.  He seems to be the least dumb one of the cast.
           Ronnie is the dictionary definition of steroid abuse. lol.  This asshole can't go one whole episode without letting out his roid rage on somebody.  Everytime the show's on(not by my choice either)it seems like he gets so close to just knocking his girl out, whichever one it is.  Unfortunatly it hasn't happened yet.  But I'm looking forward to that headline on MTV news one of these times 
       "RONNIE OF THE JERSEY SHORE ARRESTED THIS WEEKEND FOR ALLEGEDLY STRIKING ALL OF HIS FELLOW JERSEY SHORE FEMALE CAST MEMEBERS."
That would kill 2 birds with one stone, in a sense.  All those stupid bitches would get what they deserved, Ronnie would be in jail, and the show would most likely be cancelled.  You can only dream though. lol. 
       Vinnie just thinks he's the shit.  Maybe a piece of shit, maybe smells like shit, I don't know.  But he is defenitly not "the shit"  And If any of you get the chance, look for this talentless asshole's attempt at becoming a rapper.  Worst fucking thing I've ever heard in my life, other than souldja boy's........uh.....I guess you call it, rapping? right?  hahaha.  Anyway's, Vinnie's whole song consitst of nothing but him talking about all the "racks" he has, and at one point, if I'm not mistaken(If I am let me know), references wanting to pretend like he's raping the girl he's having sex with like some sick sort of fetish thing.  Maybe I heard it wrong. 
          I'll end it here, because if i keep going, this post will be 300 pages long before I'm done.  I'll just shorten my thoughts on the remaining girls:  They're all very mentally challenged bitches, one of which being very well endowed in the chest region. lol.  So If MTV has to keep making this show(and they will because there are people in this country that are somehow entertained by loud mouth, conceited assholes. Just like the people who think that the Rob, Arnie and Dawn radio show in Sacramento is funny. haha)   PLEASE....PLEASE GET A DIFFERENT FUCKING CAST!!! 

Today's Agenda: Door To Door Religious Solicitation

                How many times, have you had the early morning knock on the door, answering it half asleep and still unaware of what's really going on, only to find 2-3 people standing there, holding out some pamphlet or book, trying to convert you to their religion?  I am not talking shit about religion, or religious people.  My problem is when they come to your house, the only place you have seperated and private from the outside world, to try and force their beliefs on you.  Some of them arn't nearly as bad as others.  Some just pass out the little brochure and say "Join us at our church this sunday."  Still really annoying, but not as annoying as is find the mormons to be.  The mormons, ride around in pairs in their little suit and tie outfits on their bikes with their helmets, and will literally stop you on the street to try and convert you, as though you will suddenly switch whatever religious beliefs you may or may not have, and join theirs based on their little doorway presentation they attempt to put on.  Lets look at some of the rules they have.  They can't drink caffiene or alcohol, can't smoke(pretty much no fun at all) and they have to go on this stupid idiotic mission of trying to convert people in their late teens, on a FUCKING BIKE.  Why they can't drive a car is beyond me, or why they have to wear a collared shirt and tie.  They are one of the most riduculed and made fun of religions in all of America(besides Utah, who is guarantted to vote 100% for Mitt Romney, lol), other than Scientoligist, and don't get me started on those crazy fuckers....fucking John Travolta and Tom Cruise.  To think I had respect for them as actors.  So now, I'm just supposed to listen to these two guys, who woke me up at 9 o'clock in the morning, spout off their beliefs in an attempt to change my prospective on life and/or religion in only a few minutes.   They must be fucing insane!!!
              You know what I want to see?  I want to see some kind of statistic done, on how many people this shit has actually worked on.  I want to see the number of people that opened their door to these idiots, who are asking if they can ''spread the word of the book of mormon," let them in to their home and allow them to speak for longer than the usual 5 seconds people allow(which is more time than they get at my door), and once they're done, say " I don't know what I've been thinking all these years.  You've really opened my mind.  I can't believe that i've been a (enter specific religious belief here) all these years. You know what? I'm in!  Where do I sign?"  LOL.  And if there has been someone crazy enough to 'Convert', and I'm sure there has, I would really love to meet these idiots.  I mean, their religion just so fucking crazy and unbelievable, that this is what they've come down to.  Trying to desperately gain new members because the religions that have been around for thousands of years are beating you out.  Theres enough of you, and every other different religion already.  I mean, you guys got Steve Young, he's a superbowl winning quarterback, you should cherish that you have someone with has a good public personality and is loved throughout this country, because I have to say, you havn't been very well portrayed in the media over the past few years, what with the big polygamy compound they found somewhere(again probaby utah) with that weird guy with like 25,000 different wives.  An overexageration of course, but why the fuck do you need more than one wife??!!!  Isn't one woman constantly nagging you enough?? (Having never been maried that thought is only speculation, but I did grow up with two married people)  And this stupid fucking show 'The Sister Wives' is not helping what-so-ever.  This overly happy, psycotic looking guy, with all these different woman, living in a house, with like 17 kids.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!????   I feel so bad for those kids, who have to grow up, and be raised thinking shit like that is ok.  It's absolutly sickening.
                     So......To answer my own question, because it is my topic,lol.  There is no way in Hell, (wether it be mormon or any other religious take on hell)  that I will ever give more time, to any person of any type belief structure who is trying to force their ideas and life choices on me in my own home, than the time it takes for me to open the door, realize who it is, and slam it shut.  I believe in freedom of religion, but I do not believe in religious solicitation.  It believe it should be against the law, and strongly enforced.   If you can put up "no solicitation" signs that state "Violaters Will Be Prosocuted" for salesmen, I think their should be a sign that says "I Already Have My Own Opinion.  So If You Are Here To Spread Any Word Other Than Hello, You Can Take Your Pamphlet, Your Book, And Your Beliefs, And Shove Them Up Your Ass Before I get My Foot In There."  Is it a little much?  Maybe.   But that's my opinion on the subject.

Today's Agenda: Extremely Greedy Athletes

For anybody that's been keeping up on sports news over the past year, then you are well aware of just how unbelievably money hungry these fuckers can be.  They make way to much money as it is.  I mean, they some of these guys $800,000 to over a million dollars to do nothing but sit on the bench as a 2nd or 3rd string player.  The first strings can make upwards of 7 million dollars and more.  And now, while the economy is in a struggle, and unemployment at its highest, with people struggling to make ends meat and pay their mortgages and bills, these assholes, both in the NFL and NBA, go on strike with these lockouts in an attempt to make even more money!!!  Every single one of them, guaranteed, already has more money than they know what to do with.  If anything, the NFL and NBA presidents should have gone on their own lockout, and told the players "You know what we just realized.  We are paying you guys way too much to just play a game.  So, your gonna have to take about a 6 million dollar pay cut before we can start another season."  Now we've lost too months worth of this years NBA season for greed.  All this does is piss the fans off because now we've lost almost 20 games.  Do they not know that the fans are the ones who provide the money for their outrages paychecks?  So they finally came to an agreement, they get more money, which undoubtedly is going to raise ticket prices, which again leads me back to my first poing.  THE ECONOMY IS DOING TERRIBLE!!!  Do they care if their fans who are already struggling with money, might have to pay even more to come watch them play?  Of course not.  They care about making 10 million dollars instead of 8.  I mean, how can anybody be expected to survive on a measly salary of 8 million dollars?(sarcastic comment lol)  I know that they don't all make that much, but some do, and the lower paid ones as I said before, are benched most the season or make at least 1 million.  It's just stupid to me.  But, what pisses me off even more than these greedy motherF*****s, is when a player is drafted out of college to a pro team, with an already well paying conract, and these pieces of shit hold out for more money!!!!  Are you fucking kidding me?!!  You are being given the opportunity of a lifetime, that statistics say only 3-5% of sports players who start in high school get, to join a professional team, and you want more money before you even start?  These owners and coaches don't know your skill set or adaptability to their teams, they're already being more than generous in allowing you to put on one of their jersey's.  Yet, these teams go for it.  Perfect example of this strategy working very well for the player, and being a complete bust for the team, is former raiders quarterback Jamarcus Russell.  Besides Ryan Leaf, he has to be the worst thing to ever happen to football.  He was drafted in the first round, which is an honor all in itself, and he holds out and refuses to play for half the season, Until finally, Al Davis awards him with a ridiculous, 56 million dollar contract, 40 of which was guaranteed money!!!  SERIOUSLY??!!  So this fat, unmotivated, piece of shit quarterback gets almost more money than some of the best in the league, and leads the Raiders through several terrible seasons, the best of which was 5-11.  Luckily, they raiders made the best decision since the hiring of John Madden, and got rid of his ass.  They all eventually get what they want though, because if they don't play, then the owners don't get paid either.  Our society is backwards, we pay people who are out having a good time playing a game millions of dollars, while the people who really make a difference in the world like school teachers, who are the ones responsible for the future of the world, and police officers that put their lives on the line every day to protect us, measly bullshit salaries, that don't even begin to match up with the services they provide.  I don't agree with the greediness, but I do enjoy watching the game.  Does that make me a hypocrit? What do you think?

Today's Agenda: The Sale Of Alcohol Contradicts Controlled Substance Laws

"Controlled Substances Law - Controlled substances are drugs which are regulated by federal and state law. The production, possession, importation, and distribution of these drugs is strictly regulated or outlawed, although many may be dispensed by prescription. The substances are listed in five categories, or schedules, according to their characteristics, and the type and degree of regulation is determined by the category the particular substance is in. The basis for the regulation is to control the danger of addiction, abuse, physical and mental harm, the trafficking by illegal means, and the dangers from actions of those who have used these substances."

www.hg.org/control.html

Now if you notice, I put that last line in Bold to point out how hypocrtical that law is.  Believe me, I love to drink alcohol just as much as anyone else(and maybe a bit more..lol), but what I don't get, is how in the fuck they can control other drugs, mainly pot, when alcohol is considered one of the most dangerous and harmful drugs in the world today, right along side cocaine and heroin.  It is the most abused drug in the country, and causes more health issues and deaths than any other drug, due to heart, liver, kidney, pancratic, stomach, and other diseases, not to mention DUI related deaths.  So how does it make any fucking sense at all that they can sell alcohol in bars and liquer stores whidh are on every street corner in the country.  It's no better than the dealers standing on that same corner selling pot or something else.  I love going to the bars and having a good time, and I'm glad that it is legal, but for what reason can our corrupt government decide that it's ok to sell the most harmfull and addictive drug, but send me to jail for smoking a joint.  It makes no sense.  They argue that they controll the drugs that cause addiction, and abuse, and physical and mental harm.  Uhh....what the fuck do you call alcoholism and cirrhosis.  And the dangers from actions of the abusers they speak of, happens in more increasing numbers every year with car accidents or alcohol related suicides.  Of course they don't have to worry about the trafficking part, because they handle that part themselves.  My belief, should be the most obvious one.  Money.  They sell the most addictive drug, because it's just that.....addictive.  That way they can be positive everyone is going to use it, and use it regularly.  Why do you think they put higher taxes on alcohol.  Plus, selling it in public places like bars and resturaunts entraps people to get DUI's which is another huge source of income for the state and local governments.  I believe the other drugs are only illegal because they wouldn't be as big a money maker as alcohol.  They can't trust that everyone would enjoy the effects of drugs like cocaine or heroin or meth, nor would those type of drugs work in such social settings, as the effects are of paranoia and anxiety, whereas alcohol is a confidence booster and makes people loose and happy, which keeps bringing the back.  Pot is begining to become more widely accepted now, and in many states, pretty much is sold and taxed as freely as alcohol, under the mainly false label of Medicinal Use.  I say mainly false because a 3 year old can go into these cannabis clubs, complain about being too short, and walk out with a year long prescription for pot.  This is just the governments way of appearing to be against recreational use, but still wanting to get paid.  Personally, I don't give a shit what the fuck people do to their own bodies, if you want to shoot up heroin, shoot up heroin, I don't care.  The government doesn't give a shit about your health, they give a shit about your money and how much of it you are willing to spend.  So I say fuck those hypocritical bitches!!!  Do whatever drugs you want to do.......Just don't get caught. lol......................All this typing is wearing me out, I think it's time to crack open a beer.  BRING IT ON CIRRHOSIS, YOU DON'T SCARE ME!!!!!!!!!  haha

Today's Agenda: D.W.T. DRIVING WHILE TEXTING

             How many times in the past week have you been driving behind sombody who was noticably not paying attention to the road, and was instead looking down into their lap, obviously at their phones.  The idiots who will sit at a green light for 10 seconds until somebody honks, because they just had to know what 'Jenny' or 'Scott' were doing right at that moment, because driving is just so boring, right?  These people deserve the same punishment as a person who recieves a dui.  It's equally distracting if not more, at least drunk people are looking at the road, they just can't tell which lane they're in.  The texters can be on the freeway, driving 70mph, swirving in the lanes and riding the lines, because their faces are in their phones!!!  DRIVE YOUR FUCKING CAR MORONS!!!!!  The funny thing is, they seem to think that if the phone is in their lap and not being held up in plain sight, that the police wont notice what they're doing.  It's just as, if not more noticible when you keep moving your entire head down every 3 seconds.  The police are either going to think that you're using a phone, or you've got parkinsons disease or are having a neck spasm.  Chances are, however, they're going to think you're texting.  So when they get pulled over, they should be issued a D.W.T. and go through everything a dui offender has to.  A night in jail, suspended licsense, work project, special classes, and thousands of dollars.  Then the state gets to up it's annual revenue, and these deuchbags learn their lesson.  If something is so important that you have to message someone right then and there, just pick up the fucking phone and call them.  Yeah, it's illegal, but so is texting, and it's not nearly as dangerous.  Plus, unless you're 89 years old or drive a stick shift those stupid bluetooth devices are completly useless, because people rarely drive at the old 10 and 2 stance, that i see anyways.  People generally are driving with one arm, so holding a phone up to your ear doesn't really effect your driving skills.  On the same subject of the cell phone laws, i'll bring up something that almost pisses me off more than texting, and those are the ones who have their cell's speakerphone on, and hold the phone up in plain sight, 4 inches away from their face, as if they think that they're compling to the hands free law, becasue it's not up to your ear.  I get so irritated when i see these usless wastes of space, that i just wish i was behind the wheel of a big semi truck, so i could just side swipe them and run their car into the median!!!!!  I'm getting carried away now.  LOL.  But really everybody, keep your goddamn eyes on the road.  I personally know someone(who shall remain nameless)who was in an accident due to texting.  Most these new phones have voice text messaging.  USE IT!!!

Today's Agenda: Teen Girl's Vampire Obsession Is Destroying America

If you are like me, and the vast majority of this country, you watch several hours of television and movies during a given week.  So, im sure that you've noticed the recent onslaught of vampire everything.  First, we get that awfull, stupid ass Twilight movie.  That was 2 hours of absolute torture, that I can never have back, or ever rid myself of remembering.  What the fuck was that stupid bitch who wrote those books thinking.  Its as if she's never seen another vampire movie in her life.  VAMPIRES CAN'T GO IN THE SUN!!!!!!  Yet, in her books, they can go out in the sun, but when they do, they sparkle.  Really???  That has to be the dumbest shit i've ever seen in my life.  Why the fuck do they sparkle?  On top of that, the stupid chick in the movie is attracted to the vampire.  Vampires are supposed to envoke fear!  Not make girls horny!  That first movie in the, somehow, increasingly popular series, then spawned the girly vampire tv shows.  The vampire diaries.  Television just doesn't care about quality of the programing they put on.  A punch of high schoolers who all look like they were picked up from some modeling agency, spouting off cheesy one liners and incredibly fake 'action?' scenes.  There's a reason that show ended up on upn or cw, whatever its called nowadays.  Then of course, there's True Blood.  The only thing that show has going for it is the constant sex scenes.  Its like a weird fetish porno, filled with lots of terrible acting and fake blood, which makes it even dumber that the title is "True Blood", HAHA.  These idiotic movies and shows are contributing to the dumbing down of American youth, and completly re-writing a genre of film.  Vampires were once the staplepoint in horror genre, always sticking true to the vampire mythology, but the ridiculous renditions brought about today have turned vampires films from terrifying, to terrible.  I feel sorry for the guys around the world who have been forced by their girlfriends to go to every Twilight midnight premier, and had to add HBO to their comcast accounts just so she could watch True Blood as it replays at least 3 times a night.  If we're lucky, the teenage fake vampire era will end with the last twilight film, and hopefully never return.  If any Twilight fans read this they'll probably say I'm an idiot, or the always famous "closed minded."  When in fact, i'm not closed minded, I'm just a person that likes to stick to what works.  And normal human girls having sex with wearwolves and vampires does not work.  It's stupid!

Today's Agenda: Fat Celebrities Should Just Stay Fat

Don't take the title of this post as if i am a somehow a supporter of obesity, becasue I am not.  I am simply a person who likes has a hard time adjusting to the sudden change in appearance by the actors who grace our tv screens.  For instance, the Drew Carrey show was the shit when it was on.  The chemistry between him and the rest of the cast kept us all entertained for years.  His chubbiness was something that we were all able to associate his name with.  Then, several years after the show's unfortunate departure, we get the news that Drew Carrey is set to replace Bob Barker on the price is right.  I was a little excited.  I was thinking that finally we could get that animal hating, face lifted 138 year old bastard out of there, and actually have some Drew Carrey style comedy included in the game show.  However, much to mine, and I'm sure many of yours dissapointment, we were met with the nearly unrecognizable, no longer funny, skinny Drew Carrey, who now sports that ridiculous sole patch under his lip.  I can't even watch that fucking show anymore.  Not only is he terrible, but having to look at this formally funny fat guy in a weird, skinny body, completley kills the show, and, for me, his career as an actor.  Plus, he seems to hate animals too, I think his parents should have been spayed and nuetered to avoid the future, usless son they produced.  GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS BOB AND DREW, WE LIKE PUPPIES AND KITTENS!!!!!!! lol.  Next up is Forrest Whitaker.  I don't know if anybody has seen a photo of him since he's lost his weight, (and i say photo because nobody seems to be calling him for movie roles since he lost his fat rolls), but everyone should look for it and take a look.  My god, that is a really weird change for me.  We're used to seeing him play great, semi-obese roles.  He was good in panic room, the chubby burgler who has morals.  Vantage Point, he played a good one eye closed fat guy running through the movie with a camera.  Last King of Scotland, as the king/dictator of some African country, don't remember which one, but he one the Academy award.  Plus, let's not forget the 2-3 seasons he hosted the remake of twilight zone.  Now, he's got the same size Forrest Whitaker head, which does not go with his odd, slim Forrest Whitaker body.  Since his weight loss, I can't recall one movie he's been in.  If you can, please let me know, so that I can avoid the awkwardness.
I'll end it with Jonah Hill.  He has been the lovable, foul mouthed fat ass that has made us laugh until we cried over the past few years with his countless hilarious characters.  His new movie "The Sitter" is being released this month, so I can't say yet that his weight loss has had a negative effect on his career, since he is till fat in The Sitter.  But has anyone seen him in the Modern Warfare commercials, or on his Conan appearance earlier this week.  Uhhh....I don't know if that's gonna work for America.  He's got a skinny face and body, which, if in your head you envision his previous roles replaced with the skinny version, especially superbad, it eliminates 50% of the hilarity.  People like seeing funny fat guys running around saying Fuck and Shit, and pussy every other word.  With the skinny version, all I can envision is some normal looking guy spouting off obscenities about balls and fucking and pussy, that just don't fit with his appearance.  The only type of movies he's going to be cast in now are the always dreadful romantic comedy genre.  If he has any self respect, he'll do the right thing, by heading to the nearest KFC, ordering a 15 piece meal with large mash potatoes with gravy and large order of mac and cheese, stop by a krispy creme on the way home for desert, and polish it off with a couple baskin robins triple scoop, hot fudge ice cream Sundays topped with whipped cream.  Better yet, just speed up the process and put a couple scoops of crisco in their too.  That way we can at least enjoy his movies for a few more years before his acting style and type cast roles become outplayed.  lol

Today's Agenda:  Operation Repo On Tru TV Is The Fakest Show On TV


I really hope that none of you have fallen into "TRU TV's" trap.  The constant comercials of their supposed "#1 show" plague the tv screens of anybody who posesses a form of cable telelvsion.  How in the fuck can they put a show like that on a network called TRU TV?!  Has anybody else seen this retarded show.  They claim to be completely unscripted and real.  Really??  I havn't seen such bad acting since on a TV screen since I watched Keaunu Reeves in everything he's ever been in.  Haha.....Keaunu Reeves is terrible.....Anyways, the outrages scenerios these people come up with, with all the terrible acting, and fake fighting scenes are ridiculoud.  It's as if they don't even care if they're selling their story.  But shit.  Why bother?  They get paid alot of money to pretend to be either repo men or repo victims, don't have to even try to convince the audience of the realism because of one, if not both, of two reasons:  The producers of this show just don't give a shit about what they put out anymore, or, many members of the American public are actually stupid enough to believe that this very obviously fake, scripted, poorly acted show is the actual video documentation of a legitimate vehicle reposetion company.  Honestly, and sadly, I believe the main reason to be the latter.  We still have people around this world who refuse to believe that wrestling is fake.  Sure, I like wrestling until i was 12, but there are people in that audience in their 50+.  Even my boss thought that Operation Repo was real, and he prides himself on his "intelligence."  He also can't tell what an obvious tweaker looks like.  And I'm not talking about the functional tweakers who look normal.  I'm talking about the scar faced, bone thin, eye twitching, thinks the cops are following them constantly tweakers.  The ones so obvious that they smell like sudafed and skin cancer. lol.  As long as they tell him they don't do drugs anymore(all while picking chunks of skin off their face) that's good enough for him.......Anyways, I'm getting off topic with another rant for another day.  My point is, stupid people will believe just about anything that's on TV, because that's the only so called 'Intelligent' form of information they have.  A&E should have been called Tru TV, the shit on that channel is real.  And if first 48 or Hoarders isn't real, then i commend all those people for being the best actors alive.  Hopefully anyone reading this agrees with me about this.  If not, leave a comment with your reason or proof, other than what the station or website of the station says, and prove me wrong.

Todays Agenda: Tim Tebow and Why I Hate Him

I HATE TIM TEBOW!!!!  I know I can't be the only who feels that way.  How many more years are we going to be exposed to his way too over the top, in your face religious beliefs.   Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with people being religious, I have a problem with Tim Tebow Shoving it down America's throat.  Almays making sure that the cameras catch him "Tebowing" which now has become some big popular thing around everywhere, which pisses me off even more.  Plus how many times are we forced to have our ears raped with religious overtones.  If people wanted to listen to religious preaching on a sunday afternoon, then they would be in church, and not at home watching football.  He even put out a pro-life public service anouncement against abortion with his undoubtedly crazy, super religiously strict mother during the Superbowl last year....THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!  The greatest day of the year for every football lover in the country.  Even better if your teams in it.  So we are expecting the always funny, outrages commercials that generally grace our t.v. screens, and enjoy some beer and food while watching the event.  Then it gets interupted with this asshole with his high pitched, girly virgin voice, putting a damper on the rest of the day.  If only his mom had been pro-choice we might not have to put up with it....that's terrible to say, and I don't mean it, but fuck, enough is enough already.  Plus, for somebody whos so publicly out with his religion and abstinence with women, he sure does seem to like kissing his teamates....On the lips!!!!  If nobody has seen this shit, i suggest you google it.  Maybe the whole religion thing is just a front, so he can blame that on him being a virgin, when really he just likes riding the hershey highway.  So let him keep winning games without throwing more than 3 completions and telling everybody that it was because god loves him and allowed him to win, when in fact, its just because he knows how to run the ball fast and efficiently.  He should have been a running back.  If he continues to be foolish and run the ball as he does, he might win more games, but it won't last, because this is no longer college football, this is the bigtime, and big defensive linemen love to make big hits on a rushing QB, especially one as hateable as Tim Tebow.  There's a reason that every other QB slides, because their smart, and don't want their careers ended from some tragic injury that occured because they wanted to be the hero, or in Tim Tebow's case the biblical saint.