Today's Agenda: D.W.T. DRIVING WHILE TEXTING

             How many times in the past week have you been driving behind sombody who was noticably not paying attention to the road, and was instead looking down into their lap, obviously at their phones.  The idiots who will sit at a green light for 10 seconds until somebody honks, because they just had to know what 'Jenny' or 'Scott' were doing right at that moment, because driving is just so boring, right?  These people deserve the same punishment as a person who recieves a dui.  It's equally distracting if not more, at least drunk people are looking at the road, they just can't tell which lane they're in.  The texters can be on the freeway, driving 70mph, swirving in the lanes and riding the lines, because their faces are in their phones!!!  DRIVE YOUR FUCKING CAR MORONS!!!!!  The funny thing is, they seem to think that if the phone is in their lap and not being held up in plain sight, that the police wont notice what they're doing.  It's just as, if not more noticible when you keep moving your entire head down every 3 seconds.  The police are either going to think that you're using a phone, or you've got parkinsons disease or are having a neck spasm.  Chances are, however, they're going to think you're texting.  So when they get pulled over, they should be issued a D.W.T. and go through everything a dui offender has to.  A night in jail, suspended licsense, work project, special classes, and thousands of dollars.  Then the state gets to up it's annual revenue, and these deuchbags learn their lesson.  If something is so important that you have to message someone right then and there, just pick up the fucking phone and call them.  Yeah, it's illegal, but so is texting, and it's not nearly as dangerous.  Plus, unless you're 89 years old or drive a stick shift those stupid bluetooth devices are completly useless, because people rarely drive at the old 10 and 2 stance, that i see anyways.  People generally are driving with one arm, so holding a phone up to your ear doesn't really effect your driving skills.  On the same subject of the cell phone laws, i'll bring up something that almost pisses me off more than texting, and those are the ones who have their cell's speakerphone on, and hold the phone up in plain sight, 4 inches away from their face, as if they think that they're compling to the hands free law, becasue it's not up to your ear.  I get so irritated when i see these usless wastes of space, that i just wish i was behind the wheel of a big semi truck, so i could just side swipe them and run their car into the median!!!!!  I'm getting carried away now.  LOL.  But really everybody, keep your goddamn eyes on the road.  I personally know someone(who shall remain nameless)who was in an accident due to texting.  Most these new phones have voice text messaging.  USE IT!!!