Today's Agenda: Teen Girl's Vampire Obsession Is Destroying America

If you are like me, and the vast majority of this country, you watch several hours of television and movies during a given week.  So, im sure that you've noticed the recent onslaught of vampire everything.  First, we get that awfull, stupid ass Twilight movie.  That was 2 hours of absolute torture, that I can never have back, or ever rid myself of remembering.  What the fuck was that stupid bitch who wrote those books thinking.  Its as if she's never seen another vampire movie in her life.  VAMPIRES CAN'T GO IN THE SUN!!!!!!  Yet, in her books, they can go out in the sun, but when they do, they sparkle.  Really???  That has to be the dumbest shit i've ever seen in my life.  Why the fuck do they sparkle?  On top of that, the stupid chick in the movie is attracted to the vampire.  Vampires are supposed to envoke fear!  Not make girls horny!  That first movie in the, somehow, increasingly popular series, then spawned the girly vampire tv shows.  The vampire diaries.  Television just doesn't care about quality of the programing they put on.  A punch of high schoolers who all look like they were picked up from some modeling agency, spouting off cheesy one liners and incredibly fake 'action?' scenes.  There's a reason that show ended up on upn or cw, whatever its called nowadays.  Then of course, there's True Blood.  The only thing that show has going for it is the constant sex scenes.  Its like a weird fetish porno, filled with lots of terrible acting and fake blood, which makes it even dumber that the title is "True Blood", HAHA.  These idiotic movies and shows are contributing to the dumbing down of American youth, and completly re-writing a genre of film.  Vampires were once the staplepoint in horror genre, always sticking true to the vampire mythology, but the ridiculous renditions brought about today have turned vampires films from terrifying, to terrible.  I feel sorry for the guys around the world who have been forced by their girlfriends to go to every Twilight midnight premier, and had to add HBO to their comcast accounts just so she could watch True Blood as it replays at least 3 times a night.  If we're lucky, the teenage fake vampire era will end with the last twilight film, and hopefully never return.  If any Twilight fans read this they'll probably say I'm an idiot, or the always famous "closed minded."  When in fact, i'm not closed minded, I'm just a person that likes to stick to what works.  And normal human girls having sex with wearwolves and vampires does not work.  It's stupid!