Today's Agenda: The Jersey Shore

            I cannot even begin to describe the hatred I have for the Jersey Shore.  But I'm gonna give it a shot anyways.....
            Whay stupid ass MTV executive thought that it would be a good idea, to gather together the dumbest, most conceited, loud mouth, completley useless pieces of shit, give them all ridiculous fucking nicknames, throw them in a big house together, and make a TV show.  It's like the real world, but the whole cast is the one loud mouth shit talking drama queen that the real world would usually pick.  You know, after I saw the first season, I didn't think it was that bad.  That's because I stupidly assumed they would have done the smart thing, and CHOSEN A DIFFERENT FUCKING CAST!!!!!  They are now about to start their 4th season!!!  Can everyone honestly tell me that you are not sick and fucking tired of staring at that ugly bitch snooki's fat, nast jabba the hut body and face that she flaunts around as if she's hot.  I would rather have sex with a woodchiper, than go anywhere near that gonorrhea infested skank!! 
           And don't get me started on the "Situation."  Has there ever been a bigger deuchbag than this fucking idiot? Everytime you see this fucker in the show he's staring at himself in the mirror, or talking about himself.  How can somebody really love themselves that much?  And why the fuck does he have to lift his shirt up on every tv appearance he has?  NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR ABS YOU STUPID, FEMININE, EYEBROW PLUCKING, SPRAY TANNING LITTLE BITCH!!!!(The really funny thing, is that just now, as soon as I finished typing that last line, a Jersey Shore commercial came on, and "The Situation," is spraying fake tan shit, in his shorts, on his junk. Not even joking about that, that just happened. lol)  The best TV spot he's ever had was during the Donald Trump roast where he attempted to make fun of someone else. hahaha.  The irony was, that the only person he successfully humiliated was himself, getting nothing but silence and boos.
           Then theres "Paulie-D."(why can't they just go by their own real names like normal people)  He obviously never recieved the memo that the early 90's were over by the way he styles his hair.  It's a cross between vanilla ice and Gyle from street fighter. However, if there's anybody on the show that I hate the least, it's him.  He seems to be the least dumb one of the cast.
           Ronnie is the dictionary definition of steroid abuse. lol.  This asshole can't go one whole episode without letting out his roid rage on somebody.  Everytime the show's on(not by my choice either)it seems like he gets so close to just knocking his girl out, whichever one it is.  Unfortunatly it hasn't happened yet.  But I'm looking forward to that headline on MTV news one of these times 
       "RONNIE OF THE JERSEY SHORE ARRESTED THIS WEEKEND FOR ALLEGEDLY STRIKING ALL OF HIS FELLOW JERSEY SHORE FEMALE CAST MEMEBERS."
That would kill 2 birds with one stone, in a sense.  All those stupid bitches would get what they deserved, Ronnie would be in jail, and the show would most likely be cancelled.  You can only dream though. lol. 
       Vinnie just thinks he's the shit.  Maybe a piece of shit, maybe smells like shit, I don't know.  But he is defenitly not "the shit"  And If any of you get the chance, look for this talentless asshole's attempt at becoming a rapper.  Worst fucking thing I've ever heard in my life, other than souldja boy's........uh.....I guess you call it, rapping? right?  hahaha.  Anyway's, Vinnie's whole song consitst of nothing but him talking about all the "racks" he has, and at one point, if I'm not mistaken(If I am let me know), references wanting to pretend like he's raping the girl he's having sex with like some sick sort of fetish thing.  Maybe I heard it wrong. 
          I'll end it here, because if i keep going, this post will be 300 pages long before I'm done.  I'll just shorten my thoughts on the remaining girls:  They're all very mentally challenged bitches, one of which being very well endowed in the chest region. lol.  So If MTV has to keep making this show(and they will because there are people in this country that are somehow entertained by loud mouth, conceited assholes. Just like the people who think that the Rob, Arnie and Dawn radio show in Sacramento is funny. haha)   PLEASE....PLEASE GET A DIFFERENT FUCKING CAST!!!