Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Todays Agenda: Tim Tebow and Why I Hate Him

I HATE TIM TEBOW!!!!  I know I can't be the only who feels that way.  How many more years are we going to be exposed to his way too over the top, in your face religious beliefs.   Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with people being religious, I have a problem with Tim Tebow Shoving it down America's throat.  Almays making sure that the cameras catch him "Tebowing" which now has become some big popular thing around everywhere, which pisses me off even more.  Plus how many times are we forced to have our ears raped with religious overtones.  If people wanted to listen to religious preaching on a sunday afternoon, then they would be in church, and not at home watching football.  He even put out a pro-life public service anouncement against abortion with his undoubtedly crazy, super religiously strict mother during the Superbowl last year....THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!  The greatest day of the year for every football lover in the country.  Even better if your teams in it.  So we are expecting the always funny, outrages commercials that generally grace our t.v. screens, and enjoy some beer and food while watching the event.  Then it gets interupted with this asshole with his high pitched, girly virgin voice, putting a damper on the rest of the day.  If only his mom had been pro-choice we might not have to put up with it....that's terrible to say, and I don't mean it, but fuck, enough is enough already.  Plus, for somebody whos so publicly out with his religion and abstinence with women, he sure does seem to like kissing his teamates....On the lips!!!!  If nobody has seen this shit, i suggest you google it.  Maybe the whole religion thing is just a front, so he can blame that on him being a virgin, when really he just likes riding the hershey highway.  So let him keep winning games without throwing more than 3 completions and telling everybody that it was because god loves him and allowed him to win, when in fact, its just because he knows how to run the ball fast and efficiently.  He should have been a running back.  If he continues to be foolish and run the ball as he does, he might win more games, but it won't last, because this is no longer college football, this is the bigtime, and big defensive linemen love to make big hits on a rushing QB, especially one as hateable as Tim Tebow.  There's a reason that every other QB slides, because their smart, and don't want their careers ended from some tragic injury that occured because they wanted to be the hero, or in Tim Tebow's case the biblical saint.

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