Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Today's Agenda: Scientology.........Enough Said

                      Wow...........I have just had the pleasure of delving a little into the very complicated belief system of the insanity that is Scientology.  These people are fucking insane.  If we lived in older times, I wouldn't see it as unfathomable to lock these idiots in mental institutions.......
                     Their........well I suppose you call it a religion, was founded by L Ron Hubbard, who also wrote the majority of their "religious" scriptures.  One of their craziest beliefs, is that billions of years ago before there was life on this planet, a giant spacecraft(which apparently looks almost identical to a DC-8 modern passenger jet, only without propellers. lol)  from a far away world ruled by an evil dictator called Xenu, arrived here at ancient earth, which they called "Teegeeack." with millions of xenu's people that he had trapped under a frozen alcohol and glycol type ice, stacked them around a volcano, and blew them up with hydrogen bombs.   Many of the alien spirits that Xenu did not take back, still live here, and surround people, causing them spiritual harm.  They're known as thetans, and the only way to rid yourself of these dangerous "implants" is to buy an e-meter to measure the thetans, then pay more money to have yourself "audited", which is how you rid yourself of these spirits.  Also, I didn't mention it yet, the planet that Xenu ruled was part of galactic confederacy, consisting of millions of different alien worlds, that had been around for 75 trillion years.
                    Now.......After hearing just that basic outline of one of their beliefs, can you guess what L Ron Hubbards actual Earthly profession was before he bacame the founder of Scientology........................A FUCKING SCIENCE FICTION WRITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I don't know what to think about this world anymore.  How can we go on as respectable human beings when we have such wacked out cult-like followings like this bullshit!!!!!!!!  If there are aliens(which I believe that there has to be some form of life elsewhere in the infinite universe.  Really, I find it really stupid for people to completely write off the possibility of aliens as non-sense.  If we're here, there has to be others out there), they're probably hearing this shit about all this Xenu shit, and thetans, and are like, "Wow.  Those humans on Earth are fucking stupid!"
                   The scientologists tried to keep the whole xenu story protected from the media, and outsiders, because it is considered to be sacret and privelaged learnings, saved for the 3 level of scientolgy trainees, which get promoted as they keep making donations to their "church."  And please, I don't even want to refer to this retarded shit as a religion!  If somebody reads this and is a scientologist and finds it offensive in any way at all, I just want to start off by saying I'm really really sorry.................THAT I HAVN'T OFFENDED YOU SOONER!!!!!!!!!!!!! How can these people trully have faith in something as utterly ridiculous as this, knowing full well that it was indeed written by an american science fiction author.  THE MAN MADE A LIVING TELLING MADE UP STORIES ABOUT ALIENS AND SPACE SHIPS DUMB ASSES!!!!!
                  So as soon as this nut job Hubbard decides to take one of his sci-fi stories and tells people that it really happened, suddenly people just jump on board.  HOW FUCKING GULLABLE CAN PEOPLE BE!!!!!!???????  I really, really wish that I could have been around in the 60's when this bullshit started, and been one of the first people Hubbard spread his nonsense to.  I can guarntee you, I would have done everything within my thetan free, human powers and ability, to stop the spread of this disease.  Because that's what it is, it's a disease.  It offers people who are down and out in the world a cause of their terrible lives, and a supposed sollution.  All you have to do is give a "donation."  That word is spread around through alot of organized religions just as often as the collection plate.  Yet, where does the money go.  The church's never seem to get renovated, and I don't think they have some secret spirtual atm machine in them that transfers the money directly to God, so where does it go.  I very strongly believe that it goes right into the pockets of the people running whatever specified church.
                   At least these other religions have been around for thousands of years, and people have real, handed down trust and faith in them.  BUT SCIENTOLOGY HASN'T EVEN BEEN AROUND FOR 50 YEARS AND THESE IDIOTS PASS OUT MONEY TO SCIENTOLOGIST LEADERS TO HAVE ALIENS SPIRITS RID FROM THEIR BODIES!!!!!!! LET ME REPEAT MYSELF TO ALL YOU SCIENTOLOGISTS ONE MORE TIME:  L RON HUBBARD WAS A SCIENCE FICTION WRITER.  HE WASN'T THE SON OF GOD, HE WASN'T BORN TO A VIRGIN, AND HE WASN'T SENT HERE TO WIPE AWAY OUR SINS!  HE WAS JUST A VERY SMART MAN WHO SAW HOW GULLABLE AND STUPID PEOPLE ARE WHEN THEY ARE IN TURBULENT TIMES, EXPOSED THEIR WEAKNESS, AND JUST WATCHED AS THESE IDIOTS HANDED HIM THEIR MONEY WITHOUT QUESTION.
                   So I end this by saying FUCK SCIENTOLOGY, FUCK L. RON HUBBARD, FUCK ALL THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT, AND MOST OF ALL.....FUCK YOU TOM CRUISE.

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